We Have Liftoff - Bounce between two or more Launch Pads 10 times in a row in Episode 2.
Jumping Jack - Jump 8 times in 10 seconds.
Jack Be Nimble - Make it through a Piston Punch without jumping or wiping out.
Rock'em Sock'em - Pass the Sucker Punch without wiping out.
It's a Dirty Job - Trudge through 4 meters of mud as Jebidiah Shiner.
My Nana Cooks the Best Wipeouts - Wipeout on a dog, pie, door and sweeper of Nana's House exactly once each as Agatha Wrinkles in Episode 5 or 6.
Too Cool for School - Stay on the Sinister Snowflakes for longer than 30 seconds as Francis Maynard.
Easy as Pi - Get a time of exactly 3:14 on any Qualifier as LenexLinus_42.
I'm too Emo for This Game - As Colin Edwards, finish any Qualifier in Multiplayer by wiping out 3 times on each obstacle.
Hands off the Merchandise - Finish any Qualifier as Angelica Belle without being touched by anything.
Tree Hugger - Touch a Sweeper Tree without being wiped out as Jenny Sunflower.
W-I-P-E-O-U-T!!! - Wipeout 7 times on the Sucker Punch in episode 6 as Tiffany Bannister.
Aaaaannnd Cut! - As Matt Kunitz, skip ahead through every obstacle in any episode's Qualifier.
Ho Ho Ho - Come in first on any episode as Santa Claus.
Sharpshooter - As a Blaster, hit your friend 5 times in 10 seconds.
Look Out Below - Land on top of another contestant from more than 3 meters high during the Final Four round.
Assisted Wipeout - Push your friend into an obstacle during the Final Four round.
El Dorado - Collect every ring in an episode in one playthrough.
Ball I Want for Xmas - Unlock all the secret characters.
Practice Makes Good - Finish any Qualifier 2 times in Practice in one session.
Practice Makes Better - Finish any Eliminator 3 times in Practice in one session.
Practice Makes Even Better - Finish any Final Four Round 4 times in Practice in one session.
Practice Makes Perfect - Finish any Wipeout Zone 5 times in Practice in one session.
Season's Beatings - Wipe out on all 6 obstacles of any episode's Winter Wipeout Zone.
Episode 1 Gold - Beat Episode 1 with a time of 1:50 or better.
Episode 2 Gold - Beat Episode 2 with a time of 2:00 or better.
Episode 3 Gold - Beat Episode 3 with a time of 1:50 or better.
Episode 4 Gold - Beat Episode 4 with a time of 2:15 or better.
Episode 5 Gold - Beat Episode 5 with a time of 2:15 or better.
Episode 6 Gold - Beat Episode 6 with a time of 2:30 or better
Happy Ballidays - Cross the Big Balls without wiping out.
Rockin' Around the Sweeper Trees - Last more than 30 seconds on the Sweeper or Ski Lift.
I Love the Sound of My Voice - Playing as John Henson, listen to 25 lines of John Henson commentary.
Wisconsin Pride - As John Anderson, get a time of 1:00 or better on Bruiseball.
Bribing the Judges - As Jill Wagner, give yourself the $50,000 prize.
On Curve - Finish the game with an average time of 3:00 per episode or better.
Ahead of the Curve - Finish the game with an average time of 2:45 per episode or better.
Episode 7 Gold - Beat Episode 7 with a time of 2:30 or better.
Episode 8 Gold - Beat Episode 8 with a time of 2:30 or better.
Halloween Special - Beat Wipeout Zone B in Single Player or Two Players without wiping out.
Christmas Special - Beat Wipeout Zone D in Single Player or Two Players without wiping out.
Way Ahead of the Curve - Finish the game with an average time of 2:30 per episode or better
Fall Line-up - Finish the summer episodes.
Holiday Primetime - Finish the winter episodes.
The Wipeys - Earn all Bronze, Silver, and Gold trophies.