Armed and dangerous! - Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
Fashion victim! - Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
Good Santa! - Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
Island master! - Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
Pimp that wheel! - Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
Weapon Collector - Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
Bug tracker! - Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
JACKPOT!! - Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
Not a chicken! - Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
Superior Completion Skillz! - Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"