Maximum Hazard difficulty:
To unlock Maximum Hazard difficulty, at the difficulty selection menu enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. Alternately, beat the game.
Auto Dealer - Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands - Defeat wally wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"
Bedlam Basher - Kill a bandit from behind with a melee attack. "good for you. coward."
Blind Luck - Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Boom - Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
Dances With Guns - Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
Death Hazard - Score 20 single-shot zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Deja-Vu (All Over Again) - Defeat sting sniperscope yet again on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
Deja-Vu - Defeat sting sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
Disco is Dead - Defeat sonny tang. "Sonny, your ass is kicked!"
Draw - Kill 50 enemies with the dual-wield six-shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti…"
Eat FIST! - Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In hazard land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Fire Hazard - Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Hands-On Approach - Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with you!"
Hazard Avoider - Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won…my grandmother could win on easy!'"
Headache - Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Head Cheese - Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're paying for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
Housing Crisis - Escape from dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like that!"
It's HAZARD TIME! - Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, matt hazard"
Maxx Karnage - Collect 20 hazard pickups. "Maxx karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name."
Meat Your Maker - Destroy all of the meat in the level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your…hey, I can go on all day."
Meet Quentin. - Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
Migraine - Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
Multiplayer Master! - "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…"
No Pain, No Gain - Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much."
Observe the Grenade - Kill 3 tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades".
Peekaboo...I Shot You! - Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Plink - Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."
Pull! - Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"
Pure Energy - Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
Russian Attack - Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Russian to the Finish - Defeat general neutronov. "From hazard, With love."
Say "No" to Pots - Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Second Amendment - Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Shield Master - Collect 20 master shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!"
Straight-A Student - Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
Stung - Defeat sting sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
Take 5. - Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"
Talk! - "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy."
Tramm Ride - Defeat the tentacle beast of tramm. "One-two shot right to the tenticles."
Uncovered - Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I love that de-rez effect!"
Well, I Heard Them Scream - Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for space marines anymore."
Your Turn - Defeat altos tratus. "Forecast for the next level".
Better Than One - Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
Feeling Punchy - Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Head of the Class - Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Just a Flesh Wound - Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level…and you're not one of them."
Pseudo-Hazard - Complete the game on the major hazard difficulty setting. "Well…at least you didn't have it set to easy…'"
…Where Credit is Due - Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey…aren't they the guys who made dead head fred?"
Hazard Master - Complete the game on the maximum hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
King of Hazard Land!- Earn all Bronze, Silver, and Gold trophies.